Another breaking news story hits the O Blog!
Talk about musical chairs. With the this family, its musical jobs. That's right folks, Jessica started her job last week, but, that's not all!
To celebrate, her husband's employer gave him the layoff boot- Congratulations Matthew! Now its time for you to velcroe those babies and hit the pavement.
Meanwhile, for extra income Jessica is working for a company that specilizes in zapping bugs with human laser vision. The truth comes out, she is a mutant afterall.